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Ultra Disguise Kits for Dogs

Including the Ultra Poodle Disguise Kit for Dobermans

By Mike Durrett, About.com

Ultra Poodle Disguise Kit for Dobermans

Hmmm, there use to be a doberman around here somewhere.

attackchi.org.au
In Australia, according to attackchi.org.au, 10 breeds of dogs "are automatically declared dangerous under some Queensland Council Local Laws: Anatolian Shepherds, Bull Mastiffs, Dobermans, German Shepherds, Great Danes, Greyhounds, Maremmas, Neapolitan Mastiffs, Rhodesian Ridgebacks, and Rottweilers." To draw attention to the bureaucratic plight of punished pups, the organization is developing Ultra Disguise Kits for Dogs, part of their Invisible Breeds Products line.

Featured with photographs and application instructions is the dandy Ultra Poodle Disguise Kit for Dobermans. The kit, says the organization, includes:

-- 'Tibet' fake fur pieces (four ankle pieces, one body piece, head piece and tail attachment)
-- Safe suit fitting method statement and instructions.
-- High Quality duct tape
-- Under harness
-- Black face paint (safe for dogs)

Coming soon: Ultra Golden Retriever Disguise Kit for German Shepherds and Ultra English Sheepdog Disguise Kit for Mastiffs.

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