Advice, 8-Balls, and How To's
The solutions you have been seeking from concerned, caring nutcases and toys.
Manly Tips for Bachelor Living - Funny Advice and Tutorials for the Single Guy
These are indeed Manly Tips for Bachelor Living, including How to Cook,Parking Is the Sport of Kings, and Spotting a Bad Date.
These are indeed Manly Tips for Bachelor Living, including How to Cook,Parking Is the Sport of Kings, and Spotting a Bad Date.
Advice Advice
Five sites that soothe: "How to Crap in the Woods," "The Clever Eight Ball," "Ask the Arrogant Bastard," "Advice From Sir Charles Grandiose" and "Don't Throw a Brick Straight Up: A Stupid Person's Guide to Life."
Five sites that soothe: "How to Crap in the Woods," "The Clever Eight Ball," "Ask the Arrogant Bastard," "Advice From Sir Charles Grandiose" and "Don't Throw a Brick Straight Up: A Stupid Person's Guide to Life."
Ask El Boyo Gigante (Ask the Big Boy)
Answers to your questions and personal concerns from an oversized restaurant mascot wannabe.
Answers to your questions and personal concerns from an oversized restaurant mascot wannabe.
Geek Love Machine
Romantic advice for the cooties infested.
Romantic advice for the cooties infested.
Inscrutable 8-Ball Revealed, The
An interesting, detailed autopsy of the Tyco Magic 8-Ball.
An interesting, detailed autopsy of the Tyco Magic 8-Ball.
Magic Coffee Mug
Slurp its knowledge. Receive a ''yes'' or ''no'' answer for your troubles.
Slurp its knowledge. Receive a ''yes'' or ''no'' answer for your troubles.
Mystical Smoking Head of 'Bob'
It's not a thing like the Magic 8-Ball. Well, enough unlike the Magic 8-Ball to satisfy lawyers.
It's not a thing like the Magic 8-Ball. Well, enough unlike the Magic 8-Ball to satisfy lawyers.
Ask Irn-Bru
The erudite twit at the help desk welcomes you, "Come on then, ask me anything, anything you want! Think of me as your very own agony aunt, decision maker, and personal guru all rolled into one!" He's pushy and opinionated, but, best of all, he speaks aloud! You can download a clone to forever live and sneer on your desktop, too.
The erudite twit at the help desk welcomes you, "Come on then, ask me anything, anything you want! Think of me as your very own agony aunt, decision maker, and personal guru all rolled into one!" He's pushy and opinionated, but, best of all, he speaks aloud! You can download a clone to forever live and sneer on your desktop, too.
Ask Magic Greenspan
Shake economy wizard Alan Greenspan and he'll answer your questions of Love, Health and Interest Rates. An 8-ball from "National Lampoon."
Shake economy wizard Alan Greenspan and he'll answer your questions of Love, Health and Interest Rates. An 8-ball from "National Lampoon."
Ask Swami Shaggy
Please pose only "yes" or "no" questions to Scooby-Doo's swami guru. From Cartoon Network.
Please pose only "yes" or "no" questions to Scooby-Doo's swami guru. From Cartoon Network.
Ask the Groundhog
Punxsutawney Phil, "prognosticator of prognosticators," can answer your "yes" and "no" questions with his tail behind his back. From PunxsutawneyPhil.com.
Punxsutawney Phil, "prognosticator of prognosticators," can answer your "yes" and "no" questions with his tail behind his back. From PunxsutawneyPhil.com.
Yes or No Questions
From the Psychic Chicken Network, resident cluck Ruprecht Roosterdamus' smart-alecky responses, both original and extra crispy, are worthy of a few cackles.
From the Psychic Chicken Network, resident cluck Ruprecht Roosterdamus' smart-alecky responses, both original and extra crispy, are worthy of a few cackles.