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The Funny Site of the Day June 28, 2001

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by Mike Durrett

Insult Machine
At Laugh.com's Chunk-O-Fun Gallery, veteran comedians Henny Youngman and Bob Zany offer random audio insults excerpted from their stage performances. Click on each man's head to generate numerous biting sound bites.

Says Bob, "You're so stingy, I'll bet you're saving up for a rainy century."

Says Henny, "Zsa Zsa Gabor's been married so many times, she has rice marks on her face."

The machine can be emailed easily to targets -- and to friends who enjoy rat-a-tat comedy.

Note: Surrounding Laugh.com links may lead to explicit, uncensored material.