Stinking Badges

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Just when you think the Internet has every possible topic covered, along comes Stinking Badges, dedicated to stalking and revealing any pop culture reference to the famous quote from John Huston's 1948 Humphrey Bogart movie, "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre." You might not be familiar with this excellent film, but you've certainly heard the line:

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

Believe it or not, there are dozens of paraphrasings and spoof renderings of the quotation in motion pictures, television programs, and other circles. Lovingly documented by Darryl's Home Page, numerous audio and video clips have been made available, too.

Some favorite renditions:

• "Wizards and Warriors" (1983) -- "Badgers? Badgers? You don't need no stinking badgers. You need knives."
  
  
• "O.C. and Stiggs" (1986) -- "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! We got souvenirs!"
  
  
• "3rd Rock From the Sun" (1998) -- "Bagels? Bagels? We don't need no stinking bagels!"

Stinking Badges