The Funny Site of the Day -- ''Dr. Strangemitten's plan of introducing nougat-filled Shrunken Heads as this year's newest Halloween treat has gone awry,'' explains the comically creepy briefing for a match-the-colors challenge. "An unfortunate series of events has caused his Head Shrinker 5000 to go berserk. Nougat-filled Shrunken Heads are multiplying at an alarming rate and no one is around to stop it. Help the Doctor before these tiny troublesome heads overflow the pit and reap havoc."

Gee, I'd been living under the impression nougat-filled heads were a good thing, but I'll play along with this glossy, although not exactly grossy, arcade game from the big kids at Kewlbox. As far as laughs go, there aren't many to be found. The spooky noises and my rapier-like skills of gravity amused me during competition, however.

And while I'm bragging, I scored high, which was expected. I'm self-taught in nougat.

Play: Dr. Strangemitten's Shrunken Heads - Combat online or toss free PC and Mac downloads into your trick-or-treat computer.
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The Funny Site of the Day -- During my happ'nin' curly-haired, mustachioed youth, imagine my chagrin when folks mistook me for TV's Gabe Kaplan and I wasn't wearing a costume. Now, you can feel my pain with an actual Welcome Back Kotter look-alike kit. Or be Chuck Gong Show Barris, Robert Baretta Blake, "Tattoo," the Village People biker, Atari's Asteroid Game, Rubik's Cube, and others.

It's a classic Halloween article with special thanks to RetroCRUSH for reopening my wounds.

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Pictured: Good Halloween costumes! It can be done! Photo by David Bohrer / The White House via Getty Images.

The Funny Site of the Day -- The New York Times says Tom Arma is "the most published baby photographer in the world."

At his site, numerous collections of adorable infants dressed in masquerade costumes are displayed. Click the thumbnail snapshots to see larger images of the Baby Birds, Imaginary Safari, Fruity Cuties, Baby Bugs, Kiddens, Water Babies, Please Save the Animals, Jingle Babies, Funny Farm, Little Grown-Ups, Zodiac Babies, Mamiferos, and Diapersaurs exhibits.

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Photo: Not sure if this is a Tom Arma costumed baby, but it gives you the idea. Credit: Photodisc / Getty Images.

The Funny Site of the Day -- An ongoing mission to present the nut-worthy noteworthies from the online flea market known as eBay. Says the weird eBay lister, "You'll find descriptions of some of eBay's most original, creative and just plain weird auctions."

Check it out. I've got to hurry and bid on these actual items. Christmas will be here before we know it....

• Used Boobs
• Michael Jackson's Nose
• Bag of Cat Hair
• Used Outhouse, Two-Seater
• Sasquatch on Toast
• Fart in a Jar
• Sandwich Bag With a Hole
• Antique Glass Eyes
• A Packing Peanut
• Slightly Used Body Bag
• Haunted Midol Bottle

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